is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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