roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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