is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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