just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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