When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Let's get the cat blown out
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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