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I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
this just has baby written all over it
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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