I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
