pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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