Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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