So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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