I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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