3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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