I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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