Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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