I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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