Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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