Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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