Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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