these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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