Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize
