you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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