I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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