the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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