dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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