Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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