Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
