can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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