But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I will be naked everywhere
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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