its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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