We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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