Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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