I hate all girls vehemently.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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