1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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