Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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