She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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