HIV tests are more positive than that guy
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
But we have bathrooms and they dont