that's an acceptable place to lick
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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