I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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