Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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