No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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