I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Bring me that man meat
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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