It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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