we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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