Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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