If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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