I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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