That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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