He asked to "fluff my boner.."
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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