You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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