But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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