She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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