My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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