Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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