He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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